Audience Of One
I really want to connect with my followers and gain new followers. I’d definitely post more…
I think I have a fetish for fetishes…Hm.
Anyone want to ask me anything? No? Okay ._.
taytayzx asked: sorry to bother you but i was looking at your blog and i thought you might like to follow iamhunner on tumblr. her blog is amazing and you would really like it.
reblogmehard asked: Mind if I eat yo face?
Yo peeps. Ask me shit. Whatever you want. Ready,...
So. Who else has never had acne? It can't be just...
apparently i skipped the part in puberty where i get really attractive
Reblog if you're unattractive.
venomouskilljoy asked: whoa thanks for the follow, but if i may ask, why? I mean we both post different stuff?
Squidward: Patrick, could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic.
Patrick: What does "claustrophobic" mean?
Spongebob: It mean's he's afraid of Santa Clause!
Patrick: -turns to Squidward- HO HO HO!
Spongebob: Stop it, Patrick! You're scaring him!
WHY DOES MY BASEMENT SMELL LIKE SHIT ASKJDSHF
serious-one asked: Hey Hayley, i just wanted to ask you if you are a Adventure time fan. Please answer back. :)
me: *likes someone*
me: *thinks i have a chance*
me: *remembers what i look like*
when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when i want to kiss you: i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately
That’s my purse! I don’t know you!– Bobby Hill
Quick! Let’s go enjoy this dream before we wake up! Yeah!– Finn
This cosmic dance; bursting decadence and withheld permissions, twists all our...– The Old Tart Toter
When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But...– BMO
People 7173822 miles away: omfg you're so cute how are you single
People around me: omfg i didn't know potatoes walked
etidiot asked: Why do you tag things in posts that have nothing to do with what you're saying?
I always follow back. ALWAYS [: So, like...follow...